Noel Coutts

Noel Coutts

+64 27 280 4284
noel@ (this domain, obviously)

The usual caveats apply. The entertainer may appear slightly older or uglier in real life
and is bound to cost more than you expected. This is perfectly normal.

Do not be depressed. Your whole life is still in front of you. If it's not, you may be dead.
Sorry, I forgot. Noel said I shouldn't mention the dead people, so forget that.

There are plenty more fish in the sea. Yeah? Well there's also a garbage patch the size of Texas.

Let's end on a positive. Magnetic fields repel some sharks + + +     :-)